Less than a month to go until I get to rehit Sactown for the Pirates of Sacramento Pirate’s Rendezvous – and this year looks to be a smash! The Pirates Charles will be performing as will Jack Spareribs and the Rogues of the Golden Coast. Tony Swatton – master craftsman and swordsmith to the piratey stars will be in attendance. And lest we forget DJing by the Special Guest Host, Moi??? It’s not too late to join in the fun, so visit their website and make your plans today!

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Pirates of Sacramento Facebook

Fight over spilled rum leads to stabbing, shooting – Florida Wires – MiamiHerald.com.

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It’s a very special Xmas Eve podcast full of nuthin’ but pirate Xmas music. Enjoy it, ya blaggards!

1. Pirates R Us – KYAR Pirate Radio (3:55)
2. Jolly Garogers – Silent Night Tonight (3:15)
3. Threepwood Pyrates Galley – Santa fer Pyrates (3:32) [read more »]

Merry Xmas, ya blighters!

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1. Pirates R Us – KYAR Pirate Radio (3:55)
2. Tom Mason & the Blue Buccaneers – Yo Ho Ho (Pirate’s Christmas) (7:36)
3. Cutthroat Shamrock – South Australia (2:32) [read more »]

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www.hotpiratebabes.com

True story: My 2012 Hot Pirate Babes Calendar was hand-delivered to me by Caribbean Pearl (2011 calendar girl, ongoing pirate celebrity, and associate of Tiger Lee). I took a quick look at the cover and said something along the lines of, “cute cover girl this year.” Pearl raised an eyebrow at me, covered the image’s heaving cleavage with her hand and asked, “what do you think of her now?”

I reexamined the 2012 cover girl that I’d just complimented, and my smile quickly turned to one of shock. “Oh my god,” I cried, “She looks 15*! And spiteful!”

Pearl smiled at me sympathetically. [read more »]

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www.piratesanta.com

Got some pirate younkers in the house that need a proper Christmas tale? The sort that has less to do with Santa, and somewhat more to do with Slappy Claus, a mermaid, and eight tiny tiger sharks?

Much like Jack Skellington before them, the inventors of Talk Like a Pirate Day have set their sights on the Yule-tide season in their quest for total holiday domination. Does it all end in comical disaster as did Nightmare Before Christmas, or are the Pirate Guys savvy enough commandeer the king of all holidays? [read more »]

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After a brief interruption in service last week, we’re back on the air and not much worse for the wear. Actually, that’s a lie – had some audio issues that we hope to resolve by next week. BUT, otherwise a great show full of the pirate tunes you know and love, plus a little Holiday cheer!

1. Pirates R Us – KYAR Pirate Radio (3:55)
2. The Bilge Pumps – More Rum, Gloria! (2:16)
3. Billy Knight – Dead Men Tell No Tales (4:41) [read more »]

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1. Pirates R Us – KYAR Pirate Radio (3:55)
2. Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew – Yo Ho Ho (3:36)
3. Pirate Jenny – A Pirates Life Is Peaceful (1:58) [read more »]

It’s been a while since we’ve heard anything from Auregan – the fetching-yet-tough-as-nails French siren that makes tricorns look fashionable. But she recently released her single 1798 (available on iTunes) along with a music video:

One video, four different flavors of our piratey French songstress – one of which appears to be undead. I don’t speak Frenchy, so I can only guess at the meaning of the lyrics – I assume they’re about me, and I’m quite flattered.