It recently dawned us at Bilgemunky.com that women are terribly under-represented in pirate-rock bands. There are several great pirate-rock bands full of guys (Ben Gunn Society, Sunken Chest, Pirate Jenny [dispite the misleading name], Scurvy Dogs, etc), and there seem to be new ones popping up every day. But there just aren’t any pirate-rock bands composed of women. In the interest of fairness, we’d like to ask that if you’re in an all-guy pirate-rock band, please hire a cute chick musician to join you. Or if you yourself are a cute chick musician who really likes pirates, please get some of your cute chick musician friends together to start your own pirate-rock band.

That is all.