Coming Soon – Ron de Jeremy Rum

Posted on January 7th, 2011 in News

Some years ago I was in Vegas. We’re walking around the Venetian when my wife turns to me and says, “Hey, isn’t that Ron Jeremy over there?” And it was. True story. Some day maybe I’ll tell you about my Paris Hilton and Gene Simmons run-ins. They’re almost as good.

Ron Jeremy now has his own rum. Which I would be pretty stoked about if I wasn’t seething with jealousy. I mean, what’s he accomplished that Bilgemunky hasn’t?

Oh yeah, that.

Anyways, it looks classy as all hell, which only makes it all the awesomer that it’s Ron Jeremy’s rum – quite literally Ron de Jeremy (is that a pun? Play on words? I get them confused.)

They’ve promised to send me a bottle once they release them to the US market, so fingers crossed I can share the news with you soon!


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9 Responses to 'Coming Soon – Ron de Jeremy Rum'

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  1. Um, Bilge? Why does your wife know what Ron Jeremy looks like?

    Capt. Anne Paisley

    8 Jan 11 at 11:16 pm

  2. Hmm… besides the hype, i am interested to hear how exactly would that rum taste and how would it remind you Ron Jeremy.

    Thankfully, it seems to be dark rum and i hope that it is made in traditions of Caribbean, instead of Cuban.

    Martin Murd

    9 Jan 11 at 7:35 am

  3. So……….me wonders what kind of fancy Ron Jeremy drinks would be made with this rum? I sure don’t want no floater from him!


    9 Jan 11 at 6:53 pm

  4. Hah… wow… I can honestly say, I don’t think I could ever drink anything endorsed by Ron Jeremy… who knows what’s in it? O.O

    Jack McCool

    10 Jan 11 at 1:02 am

  5. Oi- McCool-
    don’t want something t’ be floatin’ in there…like the worm in tequila, aye?

    gunpowder gertie

    10 Jan 11 at 3:57 am

  6. I predict that Ron Jeremy’s rum will be full-bodied with a long-lasting finish.

    Black Dog Nate

    10 Jan 11 at 10:28 am

  7. Black Dog Nate, you have amazing talent in seeing into the future. Cheers!
    Olli Hietalahti, CEO One Eyed Spirits

    Olli Hietalahti

    11 Jan 11 at 2:16 pm

  8. While Ron is a hero to many of us, let’s hope there are no hairs to be pulled out. *cough*hack*

    "Mad Angus" Gordon

    16 Jan 11 at 4:40 pm

  9. To be honest, I find Ron de Jeremy Rum a little hard to swallow.

    matty bottles

    17 Jan 11 at 2:18 pm

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