I… Don’t Understand

So I guess there’s a game for Xbox, Playstation, etc, called Naughty Bear? News to me, and I was more than a little afraid to learn more. But they have a pirate-themed DLC (which I guess is like an expansion), and the video clip actually looks pretty fun. Teddy bears dressed as pirates engaged in swordfights and stuff. Hell, instead of blood they release glitter when stabbed, although the sound effects (including an uncomfortable gurgle following a throat stab) make this bizarrely sorta-gory.

Pirate-Themed Naughty Bear DLC Announced

Comments (3)

  1. gunpowder gertie

    I read this as Naughty Beer.
    And I was all excited.

  2. Exador315

    Bilge…thats stuffing that comes out when you stab them not glitter! This isn’t Twilight mate!

  3. Bilge (Post author)

    Stuffing??? Now I feel all sad.

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