I’m all for incorporating pirates into modern fashion, but cripes, could someone finally do it right? (actually a few have, but most?…)
So yeah, here’s a picture of some new One Piece jeans. In case you didn’t notice, they say “Im gonna be the Pirate King!!” across the buttocks. And yes, that’s an exact quote, missing apostrophe and all. Bad grammar and bad fashion all rolled into one.
Slick, eh? No don’t let me catch any of you wearing these about town – that might be grounds for kicking you in the Pirate King.
Oh, and for a more detailed breakdown of these jeans and all their One Piece splendor, check out comicsalliance.com, which is where I stole the above picture from anyways.