Martha Washington’s rum fetches $20,000

www.dcexaminer.com >> Yeas & Nays – Martha Washington’s rum fetches $20,000.

Ripped off much? On reading the headlines, I was pretty stoked. I mean, hell, I didn’t even know Martha Washington was a pirate, and yet here her very own rum stash has been auctioned off? But ney – it’s just some rum with her name and face, bottled in 2005. Wait, scratch that – distilled in 2005. So $20,000 for a three year old rum? SAPS!

Wait, change of pace. I mean… wise purchase, mates. And while you’re feeling so spendy, I have a limited edition Bilgemunky T-shirt, complete with my own signature and sweat stains, for sale at the modest price of $15,000. Just shoot me an email for details.

Suckers.

Comments (5)

  1. The Quartermaster

    You had me at sweat stains <3

  2. Red Beard

    Is it distilled sweat?

  3. The Quartermaster

    Will there be food and rum stains to go along with yer pit stains?

  4. Coastie

    I’m just waiting for a bilgemunky special edition rum. All of the Caribbean should be competing for that right!

  5. RedTom Read

    Ha, ha, ha. It probably tastes like Bacardi!

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