Newsflash – Malibu ain’t rum!

OK, of COURSE Malibu is rum. But just the same, I want to kiss this reporter full on the lips for writing:

The 16-year-olds were caught with the Jack Daniels, vodka, Malibu, and rum after the manager of their holiday flats searched the rooms and called police.

That’s just pure genius – like saying “We have Bacardi, and we have rum.” And no, I’m not being remotely sarcastic – I think more of these flavored mixer rums need to be put in their place, as do some of these hoity-toity top shelf rums that no longer taste like something a pirate would deign to piss in. But I’m getting away from myself. The full article:

UK News :: Teenagers’ huge stash of alcohol.