DOUG ELFMAN: Shiver Me Timbers – Neon – ReviewJournal.com.

Hundreds of scantily clad lady pirates, a swanky, Las Vegas environment, and a pool? And only $200-$250 to get in – the party’s tonight, so if you need a last-minute shindig to hit, there ya go.

I’m sure they meant to invite me, but I can’t seem to find the invitation…