Roller Derby, and the World’s Largest Breast Exam!

The Chesapeake Roller Derby is no mere pirate-themed roller derby team – nay lads, it’s a whole flogging pirate-themed LEAGUE! So if you’ve ever wanted to see guy and girl pirates get all garbed up, strap wheels to their feet, and then clobber each other, now’s your chance! Of course, I don’t actually know if that’s what roller derbiers do, but I’ve always assumed so based on movie previews.

Their first event is January 23rd, which will also include an effort to get into the Guiness Book of World Records for “the largest simultaneous self breast exam.” I’m unclear whether that means the largest number of simultaneously examined breasts, or the simultaneous examination of the world’s largest breast, but in either case it sounds like a party.

3 thoughts on “Roller Derby, and the World’s Largest Breast Exam!

  1. We went to a roller derby and watched the Pirate lasses bearing Tiger Lees colors play. We attended in Garb and even won a few prizes fer the Togs we were sportin.
    oller derby is not somethin Eye be interested in every week end unless they added cutlasses and flintlocks to the mix of mayhem ..eagh eagh

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