Roller Derby, and the World’s Largest Breast Exam!

www.chesapeakerollerderby.com

The Chesapeake Roller Derby is no mere pirate-themed roller derby team – nay lads, it’s a whole flogging pirate-themed LEAGUE! So if you’ve ever wanted to see guy and girl pirates get all garbed up, strap wheels to their feet, and then clobber each other, now’s your chance! Of course, I don’t actually know if that’s what roller derbiers do, but I’ve always assumed so based on movie previews.

Their first event is January 23rd, which will also include an effort to get into the Guiness Book of World Records for “the largest simultaneous self breast exam.” I’m unclear whether that means the largest number of simultaneously examined breasts, or the simultaneous examination of the world’s largest breast, but in either case it sounds like a party.

Comments (3)

  1. Oderlesseye

    We went to a roller derby and watched the Pirate lasses bearing Tiger Lees colors play. We attended in Garb and even won a few prizes fer the Togs we were sportin.
    oller derby is not somethin Eye be interested in every week end unless they added cutlasses and flintlocks to the mix of mayhem ..eagh eagh

  2. Katie Shadrach AKA Cannonball Hon

    Yaarrr! Thank you kindly for mentioning the Chesapeake Roller Derby crew!! We aim to be the finest bunch o’ wheeled, clobbering pirates in the seven seas!

    If landlubbers in the Maryland area want to view the spectacle, ye can find details on our website – http://www.chesapeakerollerderby.com

    Be there – or walk the plank!

    Cannonball Hon, #21Guns
    Chesapeake Roller Derby

  3. Maiden China

    Ay, we will be splicing the mainbrace for sure. We will offer up grub and Clipper City Ales to our fans. We will be takin’ on our rivals from South Jersey, they claim they are comin’ for our booty! http://www.chesapeakerollerderby.com

    Hope to see ya’ at our Maiden Voyage

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