Samuel L. Jackson to produce and star in African pirate movie
OK, so this clearly falls into modern Somalian-style piracy, which we don’t really cover here. But it also falls into pop culture since it’s a pirate move. And it involves Samuel Jackson, so it clearly falls into the “awesome” territory.
Fine, I admit that the only reason I’m posting this is so that I can make a joke about Jackson yelling, “I’m sick and tired of these <monkey-freaking> pirates on this <monkey-freaking> plane!!!”
5 Responses to 'Samuel L. Jackson to produce and star in African pirate movie'
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“Say ‘arrr’ again. Say ‘arrr’ again, I dare you. I double dare you motherf****r. Say ‘arrr’ one more goddam time!
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I’ll have the Port Royale with cheese.
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But will he change his ways and wander the Earth afterwards?
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Belaying Pin. When you absolutely, positively have to rattle the skull of every MotherF***er on deck….accept no subsitutes.


“Now reach into your little bag, and give my “expletive” blunderbuss back, its the one that says “bad mother f-er” on it.