Samuel L. Jackson to produce and star in African pirate movie

Posted at 11:25 am in News

Samuel L. Jackson to produce and star in African pirate movie | TV, movie and music news | Film, Movie biz | EW.com.

OK, so this clearly falls into modern Somalian-style piracy, which we don’t really cover here. But it also falls into pop culture since it’s a pirate move. And it involves Samuel Jackson, so it clearly falls into the “awesome” territory.

Fine, I admit that the only reason I’m posting this is so that I can make a joke about Jackson yelling, “I’m sick and tired of these <monkey-freaking> pirates on this <monkey-freaking> plane!!!”

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Written by Bilge on May 8th, 2009

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  1. “Now reach into your little bag, and give my “expletive” blunderbuss back, its the one that says “bad mother f-er” on it.

    RedTom Read

    8 May 09 at 2:28 pm

  2. “Say ‘arrr’ again. Say ‘arrr’ again, I dare you. I double dare you motherf****r. Say ‘arrr’ one more goddam time!

    Red Beard

    9 May 09 at 9:58 am

  3. I’ll have the Port Royale with cheese.

    Dave Nichols

    9 May 09 at 11:56 am

  4. But will he change his ways and wander the Earth afterwards?

    "Mad" Angus Gordon

    9 May 09 at 1:21 pm

  5. Belaying Pin. When you absolutely, positively have to rattle the skull of every MotherF***er on deck….accept no subsitutes.

    DLNipper

    14 May 09 at 10:49 am

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