Samuel L. Jackson to produce and star in African pirate movie

Samuel L. Jackson to produce and star in African pirate movie | TV, movie and music news | Film, Movie biz | EW.com.

OK, so this clearly falls into modern Somalian-style piracy, which we don’t really cover here. But it also falls into pop culture since it’s a pirate move. And it involves Samuel Jackson, so it clearly falls into the “awesome” territory.

Fine, I admit that the only reason I’m posting this is so that I can make a joke about Jackson yelling, “I’m sick and tired of these <monkey-freaking> pirates on this <monkey-freaking> plane!!!”

Comments (5)

  1. RedTom Read

    “Now reach into your little bag, and give my “expletive” blunderbuss back, its the one that says “bad mother f-er” on it.

  2. Red Beard

    “Say ‘arrr’ again. Say ‘arrr’ again, I dare you. I double dare you motherf****r. Say ‘arrr’ one more goddam time!

  3. Dave Nichols

    I’ll have the Port Royale with cheese.

  4. "Mad" Angus Gordon

    But will he change his ways and wander the Earth afterwards?

  5. DLNipper

    Belaying Pin. When you absolutely, positively have to rattle the skull of every MotherF***er on deck….accept no subsitutes.

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