9 thoughts on “See, THIS is why I avoid daily coverage of On Stranger Tides…

  1. I will have to agree with you there Bilge…. this definitely qualifies for the TMFI award.

  2. Must’ve been a slow news day. I’m still trying to figure out WHY I, or ANYONE for that matter, needs this information.

  3. Remember when journalists did things like report the news? Those were the days.

    Although, in all fairness, I feel like a more complete human being now that I know both Penelope Cruz and I have both peed in the same sea.

  4. Capt. Thomas Foolery; do ye recall when thar was journalists (period)?

    I hear that fishes pee in th’ sea, I also recalls hear’n they have sex in th’ sea….I’d like t’ have sex with Penelope Cruz in th’ sea…dur’n th’ shoot er naught, wouldn’t matter t’ me, Just Let Me Have Sex With Penelope In Th’ Sea!!!

    (Oderlesseye, ifn ye tells Sweet Meg I said that, ye be a dead man!)

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