See, THIS is why I avoid daily coverage of On Stranger Tides…

Penelope Cruz ‘peed in the sea during ‘Pirates’ shoot’

Comments (9)

  1. Captain ReRow Greetoker

    i guess that’s better than an oil spill

  2. Celestria Crimson

    I will have to agree with you there Bilge…. this definitely qualifies for the TMFI award.

  3. Jim Glass

    Must’ve been a slow news day. I’m still trying to figure out WHY I, or ANYONE for that matter, needs this information.

  4. Capt. Anne Paisley

    I thought it was funny…

  5. Capt. Thomas Foolery

    Remember when journalists did things like report the news? Those were the days.

    Although, in all fairness, I feel like a more complete human being now that I know both Penelope Cruz and I have both peed in the same sea.

  6. Oderlesseye

    Oh Harle ~ !

  7. Benerson Little

    It does have its peculiar pleasures, pissing in the sea, especially in a wet suit in a cold sea, it’s akin to heaven…

  8. Dave Nichols

    I once peed on Penelope Cruz. Sorry, couldn’t resist.

  9. Mad L

    Capt. Thomas Foolery; do ye recall when thar was journalists (period)?

    I hear that fishes pee in th’ sea, I also recalls hear’n they have sex in th’ sea….I’d like t’ have sex with Penelope Cruz in th’ sea…dur’n th’ shoot er naught, wouldn’t matter t’ me, Just Let Me Have Sex With Penelope In Th’ Sea!!!

    (Oderlesseye, ifn ye tells Sweet Meg I said that, ye be a dead man!)

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