Since when did an overflowing treasure chest lead to controversy, I ask? It seeems that an antique store’s choice to display a large-breasted pirate statue has the local clergy up in arms.
The priest intends to visit the statue often “to pray for its removal”? Sure – we believe that. Stop hiding behind your principles and take a page from this lads book – buxom pirate lass statues were put on this earth to be embraced, not cursed!
Thanks to Michael D. for this one!