Captain Sabertooth (I am afraid)

The Ben Gunn Society brought this video to my attention and has been on my case for not yet posting it. And rightfully so – it’s disturbingly strange. His name is Captain Sabertooth – he’s a Norwegian children’s entertainer, pirate, and (I’m fairly certain) a former inmate at the Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane.  After you view the video, be sure to explore his website, www.captainsabertooth.com.

7 thoughts on “Captain Sabertooth (I am afraid)

  1. I came across these performers on YouTube a few months ago myself. My favorite is “Sjørøverrock” (Sea Rover Rock). I liked it enough to post it on my MySpace page. I think the reason I find it so fascinating is because I don’t understand a word they are singing. I asked my husband to translate, but he was quick to point out that he speaks Swedish, not Norwegian.

    Whatever.

  2. Egads… if I were that little girl, I’d be hiding too. I’m not sure which I find more disturbing, the weird kabuki makeup or the backup dancers.

    And I don’t think I’ve ever seen a pirate delight in twirling their gun quite that much… maybe he’s a Norwegian Samurai Cowboy in disguise… yeah… that makes about as much sense as the rest of that…

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  4. What’s worse… seeing this video for the first time? or having a nightmare featuring crazy pasty faced metrosexual pirate guy?

    Ya

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