Last week I addressed Old Spice Swagger deodorant and how it really doesn’t smell very piratey. Well, that’s nothing compared to Jean Paul Gaulter’s “Le Male” fragrance collection – the perfect way to tell the man in your life that you think he’s a gay sailor. I mean, seriously, what straight dude wants to see a bulging masculine torso sitting by his sink each morning? That’s a rhetorical question, so please don’t clutter the comments with jabs at your buddies.
The best part of it all is that the back of this flyer recommended the Le Male gift pack as a Father’s Day gift. Adoption and drunken indiscretions aside, I still think that, statistically speaking, the gentlemen who’d best appreciate “Le Male” aren’t fathers. Leather Daddies, maybe, but not fathers.