Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus – Yarrr!!!

Ok, so there’s really nothing particularly piratey about this. But I consider all things “Mega Shark” to be honorarily piratey. I mean, in his last movie he took a bit out of a 747 – WHILE IT WAS IN THE AIR!!! Never let logic stand in the way of AWESOME, that’s what I say. And I’m sure Blackbeard would have agreed, so there you go. Plus, this new movie Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus stars Urkel! Sea monsters plus has-been actors – if that’s not a recipe for awesome, I don’t know what is.