Yo ho, yo ho…beauty and a bottle of rum?
Yo ho, yo ho…beauty and a bottle of rum?
The Examiner recently posted this article about all the various beauty products out there that are rum-based. Not that this would come as a surprise to anyone that’s met me – I bathe in rum daily, which is why my skin is so radient. My healthy teeth and gums are a direct result of mixing rum into my toothpaste, and my youthful appearance can be chocked up to weekly rum injections directly into my cheekbones. Botox ain’t got nothin’ on rum!
5 Responses to 'Yo ho, yo ho…beauty and a bottle of rum?'
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Wait, I read the article and it does have useful information: July is National Rum Month. Bilge, you didn’t tell us! Or is it just that every month is Rum month…
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I’ll say that it’s the latter. Similar to the belief that Pirate Day is indeed every day. Yar
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I have known for many years that rum makes your beautiful. If I give a guy enough rum, he’ll think I’m damn near gorgeous!
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Put enuff rum in me and I start lookin good…even to me!!!
So you finally have that excuse you’ve been looking for to wear make up!
Grats buddy, grats.