Yo ho, yo ho…beauty and a bottle of rum?

Posted on July 7th, 2009 in Scuttlebutt

Yo ho, yo ho…beauty and a bottle of rum?

The Examiner recently posted this article about all the various beauty products out there that are rum-based. Not that this would come as a surprise to anyone that’s met me – I bathe in rum daily, which is why my skin is so radient. My healthy teeth and gums are a direct result of mixing rum into my toothpaste, and my youthful appearance can be chocked up to weekly rum injections directly into my cheekbones. Botox ain’t got nothin’ on rum!


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5 Responses to 'Yo ho, yo ho…beauty and a bottle of rum?'

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  1. So you finally have that excuse you’ve been looking for to wear make up!

    Grats buddy, grats.

    Doglock Hawk

    7 Jul 09 at 11:50 am

  2. Wait, I read the article and it does have useful information: July is National Rum Month. Bilge, you didn’t tell us! Or is it just that every month is Rum month…

    Capt. Paisley

    7 Jul 09 at 3:25 pm

  3. I’ll say that it’s the latter. Similar to the belief that Pirate Day is indeed every day. Yar

    Doglock Hawk

    8 Jul 09 at 12:30 pm

  4. I have known for many years that rum makes your beautiful. If I give a guy enough rum, he’ll think I’m damn near gorgeous!

    Red Bess

    9 Jul 09 at 6:35 pm

  5. Put enuff rum in me and I start lookin good…even to me!!!

    Mulligan Stuuert

    11 Jul 09 at 7:12 am

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