Pirate Documentary to be filmed on Lady Washington

So documentaries are fun and all, but if Blink Films wants the real story of Caribbean pirates they should have just asked me. In a nutshell, the actual pirates were AWESOME. They drank rum and sang songs all day, and never hurt anyone (except for Spaniards.) Also, most pirates had a keen sense of hearing and were allergic to Velcro, but I doubt this documentary will focus on these important facts. Instead it’s far more likely to spread more unsubstantiated myths about pirates being criminals with short life expectancies and bad teeth. And the saddest part of all? Half of you will believe it 🙁

Caribbean Pirate Documentary to be Filmed on Lady Washington