I mentioned the new pirate expansion coming for Sims 3 before, but this video is also pretty sweet. Sure, the pirate guys look a little clean-cut, but the bar fight is slick. Plus, you just can’t argue with the “happy stud dance” the dude does at the end when his wench beckons him.

For those of you who are all nutty about Sims 3, there’s now a Pirate Expansion, so you may commence rejoicing. Personally, I’ve never played Sims, and only have a vague idea what it’s about – something like a combination between Civilization and a Digipet, maybe? Like, you build a community of virtual slackers and then take it in turns to feed them or torment them? Hell, I don’t need a video game to do that – they’re called Sea Monkeys, and they *hate* it when you blast Bob Marley music into their aquarium!

Arrrgh! The Sims 3 Gets Pirate-y