If you’re like me, then having a submarine of your very own has been your lifelong dream for at least a few weeks now. The problem is, most submarine dealers want an ungodly amount of money – and that doesn’t even take into consideration the grotesque upkeep expenses. Personally, I don’t have that kind of cash lying around, and I’m betting you don’t either. So this leaves us with two options:

Option 1: Steal a submarine – this would be the more piratey solution, but it poses two very serious problems, depending on what sort of sub you’re trying to steal. First, if you’re wanting to steal a luxury personal submarine, well, there’s just not that many of them out there. It’s tough to steal what isn’t there. Problem number two arrises if you’re going to bypass the sissy luxury subs and instead swipe a top-of-the-line military sub. This is tricky on several accounts, and since the Navy doesn’t seem to have much of a sense of humor about this getting caught can lead to all sorts of trouble. That’s why I recommend… (more…)