Yeah, it’s Guildwars I think (I don’t really know – those games all look alike to me), and they’re meant to be singing. Actually, it’s Tom Smith singing, while a bunch of CGI knights in pirate capes stand around. Merry Christmas!
What’s that, you say? Gwen Stefani ain’t piratey? Well, this video begs to differ. And not Christmassy, you say? Check out Gwen’s swashbuckly sexy outfits, and tell me you give a festive flip whether it’s Christmassy or not. And if you ladies aren’t so readily impressed by Miss Stefani’s sex appeal, then you’ll surely be enraptured by her shoes.
I’m sure they’re to die for.
I didn’t really notice.
Yo Ho Ho, it’s Rusty Cutlass! Actually, I think it’s a commercial for Disney, but it features Rusty Cutlass. And they sing. And they do it all Christmas-like.
One week til Christmas, I’d say it’s about time I start sharing a little holiday joy. Fortunately, the world is full of piraty Christmas music videos, if only you know which rocks to turn over. So let’s start enjoying them! Today we start with Captain Dan in “It’s a Pirate Christmas”
I won’t pretend for a moment that I actually understand what the hell “Little Big Planet” is, but they have a Pirates of the Caribbean expansion coming out, and I have to admit it looks pretty slick. Cute, ragdoll versions of the characters we know making weird faces and having bizarre adventures and getting killed in a thousand non-fatal ways. Check out the trailer for yourself:
That’s right – as we get into the holiday spirit, Abney Park has seen fit to bring piratey joy to the world in the form of some new steampunkish pirate songs!
Ahoy ya blighters – tonight’s show was packed with all sorts of specialness! Never-before-aired pirate Christmas tunes, new Abney Park airship pirate music, dedications about job interviews, broken heaters, and stupid drummers; Bilgemunky singing, and even a few heartfelt reminders that your Paypal donations to bilge@bilgemunky.com help keep this show afloat! Continue reading
Reminder – this January will be the Port Radisson Pirate Rendezvous, complete with all sorts of piratey activities topped off by a pirate party DJed by yours truly! Hope to see you there! Continue reading
Winter has arrived, so tonight’s show was complimented with a healthy dose of Pirate Christmas tunes. Yar har har.
Yar mates – we start the Christmas season proper with loads of yule-tide songs that are nonetheless perfect for stabbing Spaniards (in a jolly way.) Continue reading