Rum Partners with the Boston Red Sox!
I don’t follow sports much, and when I do I generally choose my teams based on the pirateyness of their mascot or the outfits of the cheerleaders. But the Red Sox – hardly a winner in the piratey department (and beats me, does Baseball even have cheerleaders???) has just nuked the competition by partnering up with a rum.
Baseball and rum? Must be Captain Morgan, aye? Or Bacardi, perhaps? NO!!! Goslings, baby – freakin’ Goslings!!! REAL rum, the kind that melts your socks and separates the lubbers from the rogues. The rum that I’ve drank more of than all the others put together has just partnered with a baseball team. In truth, I’m not sure how I feel about that. But I do have to look at the Red Sox with a newfound respect, kinda like how Gandalf finally respected Pippin in Return of the King when Pippin totally slaughtered an orc that was about to slice Gandalf wide open and unawares. Yeah, that’s pretty much how I feel, I guess.
You can read the whole story here (without the blathering about orcs and hobbits):
Um…I think you meant “Boston Red Sox arrr now Cool!”
Go Sox!
Go RUM! screw baseball. Go RUM!
Why the Red Sox? Even if they didn’t want to go with the obvious Pirates, there’s still the Mariners and the Brewers.
The BoSox will NEVER be cool
Capt Thighbiter must be a fan of that OTHER team that is the primary rival of the Red Sox. Why not try having a game where both teams are drunk? That would be funny.