Disney Confirms that Astrid Berges-Frisbey’s Breasts are Real

Well, not directly. But being as only a couple of weeks ago Disney put out a casting call for non-enhanced ladies to portray mermaids, and being as now they’ve announced the French actress Astrid Berges-Frisbey (no relation to the Rats of Nimh) will be portraying one of said mermaids, you can do the math yourself.

French actresss joins ‘Pirates’ – Phoenix Arizona News

Also in late breaking news, Keira Knightly has ONCE AGAIN confirmed that she will not be appearing in the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean film. The poor girl has got to be tired as all hell of getting asked that question, and if the press doesn’t catch on soon she might just have a breakdown and get something like “NotInPotC4” tattooed across her forehead, which would mean I’d have to alter all my Keira Knightly action figures to match, and I don’t have time for that carp.

4 thoughts on “Disney Confirms that Astrid Berges-Frisbey’s Breasts are Real

  1. While I don’t really care about this disney crap, i want to give u kudos for dropping a secrets of nimh reference. Owls are much cooler since that movie. At the same time, crows much more retarded.

  2. Hot French Mermaid, stacked as only Calypso intended? Why this Cap’n be willing to hop overboard fer that.

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