www.dcexaminer.com >> Yeas & Nays – Martha Washington’s rum fetches $20,000.
Ripped off much? On reading the headlines, I was pretty stoked. I mean, hell, I didn’t even know Martha Washington was a pirate, and yet here her very own rum stash has been auctioned off? But ney – it’s just some rum with her name and face, bottled in 2005. Wait, scratch that – distilled in 2005. So $20,000 for a three year old rum? SAPS!
Wait, change of pace. I mean… wise purchase, mates. And while you’re feeling so spendy, I have a limited edition Bilgemunky T-shirt, complete with my own signature and sweat stains, for sale at the modest price of $15,000. Just shoot me an email for details.
Suckers.
You had me at sweat stains <3
Is it distilled sweat?
Will there be food and rum stains to go along with yer pit stains?
I’m just waiting for a bilgemunky special edition rum. All of the Caribbean should be competing for that right!
Ha, ha, ha. It probably tastes like Bacardi!