That’s right – the holidays are fast approaching, and social pressures will soon force you to cram your way into a shopping mall like a sardine lining up for cadet review. But thanks to the internet, it doesn’t have to be that way – you can just do all your shopping online! And better yet, if you do so with one of the links below, you can support your favorite website (Bilgemunky.com, of course) while you do so! Just click here for all your holiday shopping!

Or, to make matters simpler, visit the Bilgemunky Amazon Store, where I’ve already set up an assortment of pirate goodies. Or better still, you can choose from one or two of my very favorites in the nifty carousel below. Isn’t technology neat?