Yo Ho Yee Haw! Dolly Parton is Going Pirate!

That’s right, folks – now that it’s reached the age of consent, Dolly Parton is closing the doors on her long-running Dixie Stamped, and instead setting a course for a new attraction titled Pirates’ Voyage.

Parton ending Dixie Stampede show in Myrtle Beach – TheSunNews.com

I have no earthly idea what a Dolly Parton helmed pirate attraction will be like, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t a bit excited by this. Pirates, as we all know, are often the victims of cliché, and this promises at the very least to be a novel endeavor.

2 thoughts on “Yo Ho Yee Haw! Dolly Parton is Going Pirate!

  1. It is a natural progression to go from cowboys to pirates, for those who are enlightened. Especially since this is in Myrtle Beach, and not Nashville.

  2. Sounds like a lot of fun to me. I went to Dixie Stampede and enjoyed it. I would love to see what she does with a pirate theme.

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