It’s a bit too much of a trek for me, but perhaps some of you might be up from some free grub:

Team Magellan “World Traveler” invites you to appear on the Live Reality TV show, “So you think you want to own a restaurant…” The theme is Coastal Cuisine.

Come in Pirate Garb, and receive comp tickets that include a drink and free food! No Garb? Tickets are only $15.00. Tickets will be available at the door. No need to RSVP, just show up between 1 and 6pm this Saturday, January 24th. A cash bar will be available. Ticket and bar sales will benefit the SPCA, and outside dining is pet friendly.

South Beach Bar and Grill, 14705 Gulf Blvd, Madeira Beach, Florida. Call Burt 727-678-0252.

ARRGH!