Review: A Pirate’s Christmas Wish

Posted on December 1, 2010 by Bilgemunky

Do I even need to review this album? I mean, seriously – all I need to do is say, “Pirate Christmas CD” and then add, “by The Bilge Pumps,” and then I’d guess most readers will immediately do the math and go running (to or from the album may vary from reader to reader :P)

OK, maybe some of you aren’t already familiar with The Bilge Pumps (seriously? I mean, don’t you even listen to Bilgemunky Radio?), so perhaps I should elaborate. The Bilge Pumps are a pirate shanty/comedy group. Their music is appropriately rough, swaggerly, and peppered with the sorts of off-taste comments you sorta-wish-the-kids-hadn’t-heard-but-maybe-it-went-over-their-heads-and-besides-they-have-to-grow-up-someday. Continue reading →

Merry Pirate Christmas! (Our Final Holiday Video)

Posted on December 25, 2009 by Bilgemunky

Yo Har Harrr, it’s Christmas at last! And what better way to enjoy the season than with Ol’ Chumbucket – co-creator of everyone’s *other* favorite holiday (that’s Talk Like a Pirate Day, ya scabs) – singing a very special Christmas carol?

Pirate Christmas Videos – With Monkey Puppets!

Posted on December 23, 2009 by Bilgemunky

Someone by the name of Chris Bartos saw fit to do a pirate Christmas tune accompanied by monkey puppets. Meaning that Chris Bartos is a total genius, am I right?

Pirate Christmas Videos – Pirate Santa

Posted on December 22, 2009 by Bilgemunky

Not much of a video, I’ll grant. But the song is actually pretty fun. And Christmassy. And PIRATEY.

Pirate Christmas Videos – Pirate Dinner Adventure

Posted on December 21, 2009 by Bilgemunky

Arrr, is it a sea song or a commercial? It’s both!!!

Pirate Christmas Videos – Guildwar Carolers?

Posted on December 20, 2009 by Bilgemunky

Yeah, it’s Guildwars I think (I don’t really know – those games all look alike to me), and they’re meant to be singing. Actually, it’s Tom Smith singing, while a bunch of CGI knights in pirate capes stand around. Merry Christmas!

Pirate Christmas Videos – Gwen Stefani

Posted on December 19, 2009 by Bilgemunky

What’s that, you say? Gwen Stefani ain’t piratey? Well, this video begs to differ. And not Christmassy, you say? Check out Gwen’s swashbuckly sexy outfits, and tell me you give a festive flip whether it’s Christmassy or not. And if you ladies aren’t so readily impressed by Miss Stefani’s sex appeal, then you’ll surely be enraptured by her shoes.

I’m sure they’re to die for.

I didn’t really notice.

Pirate Christmas Videos – Rusty Cutlass

Posted on December 18, 2009 by Bilgemunky

Yo Ho Ho, it’s Rusty Cutlass! Actually, I think it’s a commercial for Disney, but it features Rusty Cutlass. And they sing. And they do it all Christmas-like.

Pirate Christmas Vids – Captain Dan!

Posted on December 17, 2009 by Bilgemunky

One week til Christmas, I’d say it’s about time I start sharing a little holiday joy. Fortunately, the world is full of piraty Christmas music videos, if only you know which rocks to turn over. So let’s start enjoying them! Today we start with Captain Dan in “It’s a Pirate Christmas”

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