That’s right, folks – now that it’s reached the age of consent, Dolly Parton is closing the doors on her long-running Dixie Stamped, and instead setting a course for a new attraction titled Pirates’ Voyage.

Parton ending Dixie Stampede show in Myrtle Beach – TheSunNews.com

I have no earthly idea what a Dolly Parton helmed pirate attraction will be like, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t a bit excited by this. Pirates, as we all know, are often the victims of cliché, and this promises at the very least to be a novel endeavor.