Review: Plantation Rum – Jamaica

Rating: ★★★★☆
Plantation Rum – Jamaica
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Sit back lad, ‘n let me tell ye what must beware ‘o the jamaican wenches. A comely lass she was, sharp as a tack and hard as granite. She caught me eye with her heady air and irreverent ways. I knew I wuz outta me league, but wuz intrigued, not the less. Like a cutlass doused in butter she wuz – creamy smooth yet brutal n’ jagged. Me own mother taught me well ta steer clear o’ woman such’s this, yet still I went in ta steal a kiss. The initial rush wuz intense n’ damnably near set me mouth ablaze. Musky smooth as silk, her lips they wuz, yet penetratin’ n’ consumin’. Like starin’ the sun in the eye, me deadlights swelled up with pleasure n’ pain alike. ‘N as I stood there like a daft loper recoverin’, the strumpet snagged me purse ‘n made off with the barkeep. ‘N thas why I say ta ya, lad – watch them jamaican’ lasses like hawks! Continue reading

Review: Plantation Rum – Barbados

Rating: ★★★★☆
Plantation Rum – Barbados
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The first rum I tried from this line,Plantation Trinidad, was rather unremarkable. But after having such a fantastic experience with Mount Gay Extra Old I decided to try for another Barbados home run, and Plantation delivered in spades. It tingles across the tongue to the point of burning, and then settles into the back of your throat with a soothing warmth. This isn’t a rum to drink casually, as every sip demands to be noticed. Continue reading

Review: Plantation Rum – Trinidad

Rating: ★★☆☆☆
Plantation Rum – Trinidad
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A decent rum, but it left me wanting. Smooth, but lacking any exciting undercurrents to make it truly worth revisiting. It might be a good purchase for the fledgling rum drinker if they’d like to start with something more approachable, but otherwise I’d look for something a tad more complex.