It’s comforting to know that while I’m slaving away at my website and DJing, my fans are spending their time contemplating how much they love Talderoy. That’s ok, I know the score – Talderoy was born into awesome the way some folks are born into wealth, and that’s just how it is. Thanks to The Reformed C4rdNinj4 and Jack McCool for compiling the following list – and it was quite kind of them to include the final two entries by which to stoke my delicate ego. Transparent pandering, to be sure, but I take what I can get!

• Some say if Chuck Norris and Talderoy fought, the universe would implode.
• Others say it would be the Second Coming of Jesus.
• Behind Talderoy’s beard is Chuck Norris. Continue reading →